Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Bush's PR event

So Commander Codpiece gave a PR speech last night in front of the troops. I didn't bother watching it because I pretty much knew what it had to be -- excuses, lies about how Iraq was a front in the war against those who attacked us on 9/11 and that the Iraqi people have been liberated and how we're winning in Iraq, and accusations that anybody who opposed his dirty little war in Iraq was a wimpy terrorist sympathizer and that we had to "stay the course".

And the dance band on the deck of the Titanic plays "Nearer my God to Thee" while the words of the Captain echo through the decks... "Damn the icebergs, stay the course!"

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. 9/11? I hear he brought it up, several times. Keeping it fresh in the minds of his supporters.

  2. Even former supporters of this bogus, pointless, stupid war are starting to spit out the Kool-Aid now.

  3. What an ignorant bastard! tell me what is so different about this war than the bombing of Pearl Harbor. This was worse.
    Bush didn't ask for this.
    Roosevelt didn't ask for the invasion of Pearl Harbor.(more than 250 officers and more that 1500 men lost in the Arazona, alone not to mention others.) those men lost their lives so you can you could have the freedom to opine.
    What are you doing to stop the war on terrorism?
    Where would you prefer war to be?
    There, in Iraq, or at you favorite gay bar?

    I am gay and have faught in this war, saw my friends die for people like you.

    Do you want us to apologize? As Clinton did over and over again?

    If you want to bitch out Bush, then do something positive. How about rolling up bandages for the wounded solders, missy.
    Untill then keep your mouth shut!!!

  4. The difference, moron, is that Japan attacked Pearl Harbor. Japan attacked America. Iraq attacked what part of America?

    Err, I'm waiting?

    Fact of the matter is that Iraq had never attacked America, had no plans to attack America, and had no ability to attack America. Who attacked America was Osama bin Laden. Who, I might add, is still alive and breathing because Commander Codpiece is a serial failure.

    As for bandages, fuck you. I opposed this war before the first bomb fell and I refuse to go "HEIL!" just because you're pissed that I don't adore Commander Codpiece like you, you two-bit brownshirt fascist apologist for failure. Go fuck yourself and your goddamned dog too. 72% of Americans now agree that your Commander Codpiece is a miserable failure and want us out of Iraq. The fact that you want us still in Iraq tells me you hate democracy. Since you hate democracy, why are you still in America? If you hate democracy, you hate America.

    Goodbye, asshole! I hear China loves straight-eyes... and they hate democracy just like you, so you should fit right in!

    - Badtux the Democracy-loving Penguin


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