Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Better Late than Never

George W. Bush is finally going to Vietnam! Yessiree, 35 years after he said no way, no how was he ever going to Vietnam, Dear Leader has finally changed his mind and FINALLY is going to report for duty. Rumors that John F. Kerry was going to go with him in order to show him where Vietnam is have been resoundly squashed by the White House, where Scott resolutely states, "Our President has always known where Vietnam was, he just didn't want to go there."

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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