Saturday, November 13, 2010

New TSA t-shirts

From Despair.com. (H/T).

In other news, EBM notes that the naked view X-ray machines have never been validated as safe by any independent party. We're just supposed to believe the TSA that they're safe. Which brings to mind some new slogans for the TSA:

  1. TSA: Because glowing in the dark is good for you.
  2. TSA: Like date rape, except without the food and roofies.
  3. TSA: We examine your prostate so your doctor doesn't have to.
  4. TSA: Like Catholic priests for the children of non-Catholics.
  5. TSA: Because every child needs to know that he is a threat to national security.
Alrighty, then!

- Badtux the Snarky (and flightless) Penguin

Posted by BadTux at 11/13/2010 05:46:00 PM
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1 comment:

  1. BBC14/11/10 3:46 PM

    I've never flown out of country and the last commercial in country flight I was on was in the 70's.

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