cat.
"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic cat. Oscar will be that cat. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster. "
I, for one, welcome our new furry bionic overlords...
-- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin
Is this the way the libs have to squash any hopes of Oscar getting that mouse or bird...Clickers, I mean Oscar can't sneak up on any critters.
ReplyDeleteAlthough on Sat. nights he does fill in on castanets at Pancho Pete's music emporium.
I don't know whether to LOLcat or cry.
ReplyDeleteOscar is a handsome guy. Reminds me of The Mighty Fang, except a bit fluffier and a bit, err, tappy. And he definitely has devoted staff, to spend the time and money to get such fancy prosthetics for the handsome fellow. I was amused by the use of the word "bionic" to describe his prosthetics, though. As a child of the 70's, I expected to see Major Steve Austin lifting a car or something, not a cat who is permanently tap dancing...
ReplyDelete-- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin
Put springs on him and give him a little time to practice...
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