Monday, June 21, 2010

National Pork Board thinks unicorns are real

That's the only conclusion I can reach, given that they sent a cease and desist to ThinkGeek over this product that was introduced on April 1, 2010:

Stupidity. It's the other white meat :). (As vs. sparkly reddish unicorn meat, that is).

Besides... canned? As one of the commenters on the above news article points out: by Heliophilos June 21, 2010 4:54 PM PDT Canned? That's disgusting!!! I will only buy grass-fed, free range, and fresh. Canned, ick!

Might as well eat Spam, at least you won't poop sparkles afterwards :).

-- Badtux the Amused Penguin


  1. If I ever run into a Unicorn I'll be finding out just how tasty it is.

  2. If you ever run into a unicorn I'll be curious about what exact drugs you took within the past 24 hours -- LSD? Shrooms? Hmm.

    - Badtux the Non-hallucinating Penguin

  3. I thought unicorns shit Skittles, not marshmallows.

  4. Ya learn somethin' new every day, doncha, Bukko? :).

  5. Unicorn meat is no joke!!!! Squeeeeeeeal like a pig -- all he way to court!


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