My robotic penguin army approaches completion. You shall all convert to Tuxology (the worship of the Great Penguin) willingly, or else the Penguin Jihad will do so at flipper-point, bwahahaha!
-- Badtux the Evil Penguin
In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
My robotic penguin army approaches completion. You shall all convert to Tuxology (the worship of the Great Penguin) willingly, or else the Penguin Jihad will do so at flipper-point, bwahahaha!
-- Badtux the Evil Penguin
Ground rules: Comments that consist solely of insults, fact-free talking points, are off-topic, or simply spam the same argument over and over will be deleted. The penguin is the only one allowed to be an ass here. All viewpoints, however, are welcomed, even if I disagree vehemently with you.
WARNING: You are entitled to create your own arguments, but you are NOT entitled to create your own facts. If you spew scientific denialism, or insist that the sky is purple, or otherwise insist that your made-up universe of pink unicorns and cotton candy trees is "real", well -- expect the banhammer.
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Oh no...it's the march of the EVIL Penguins!
ReplyDeleteFigures it'd be the Germans who'd come up with another evil army.
In Tuxology, are you required to not eat fish on Fridays
ReplyDeleteI knew you were up to something. I would be careful, the robotic penguins are superior to your standard penguin (some can fly) and they might try to enslave you as well.
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