In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
The Mighty Fang objects to the notion that he needs to exercise more. "I'm big-boned, not fat!" he complains loudly while using the exercise bike for what it's intended -- as a place to relax on the seat while looking down on the rest of the household.
-- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin
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Tiger lily, my kitteh, settles herself (permanently, she evidently thinks) completely covering the bottom of the chair in front of my computer and refuses to be gently moved.
ReplyDeleteTalk about positions of power.
S
Hey , cut TMF some slack will ya ?
ReplyDeleteIt's a long ways up to the seat of that exercise bike . Work enough for a " big boned kitty " like that .
a sympathetic w3ski
So why don't you listen to the obvious good sense the Mighty Fang offers you without charge?
ReplyDeleteIt has more credible scientific evidence to back it up then the program your local wellness group charges you for!
--ml
Local wellness program? What's that? This rotund penguin knows not of what you speak :-).
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