The following is from a real review published in a real newspaper:
Advisory: This movie contains comic violence and scenes of hip-hop country dancing. Members of all of the world's religions need to immediately set aside their differences, and collectively pray that this doesn't become a trend. --- San Francisco Chronicle
-- Badtux the Amused Penguin
Who, being properly forewarned, is not going to see 'Hannah Montana: The Movie', heh!