Thursday, February 03, 2011

A modest proposal

Arizona wants to secede? Fine. All they need to do is reimburse us for (a) the amount of money spent buying Arizona from Mexico (adjusted for inflation, that's around $500 billion dollars), and (b) the amount of infrastructure in Arizona built with federal dollars (probably around $10 *TRILLION* dollars, including the various Federally-funded water projects that make Arizona habitable by more than a few cowboys huddled around isolated springs and wells). Then I'll be *happy* to see them secede.

What's that you say? They want to just steal our shit without paying for it? Fuck them, then. Fuck them good and hard up every orifice. 'Cause we paid for that shit, yo. These free-lunch-desirin' welfare whores can just bend over and take it good and hard if they expect to get away with taking our hard-earned property without paying for it, 'cause we got a word for that out here in the straight world: THEFT. And it's a crime, yo.

-- Badtux the "Repubs sure like stealin', don't they?" Penguin

Posted by BadTux at 2/03/2011 03:15:00 PM
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  1. dah_sab3/2/11 3:48 PM

    I'd actually be fine if they kept it. They wouldn't survive the blockade (so to speak) & would starve soon enough, leaving us with AZ again, minus the objectionable "humans." Everybody wins.

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