Monday, March 26, 2007

Gonzo is *SO* Gone

From World Nut Daily, voice of crazed Republican fanatics everywhere: Embattled AG now accused in sex scandal 'cover-up'; Attorney General Gonzales among officials who allegedly ignored abuse of minor boys.

Oh brother. If you're a Republican and World Nut Daily has turned on you, it means that the Party has turned on you. Better polish up your resume, Gonzo. I hear the Bush mansion in Kennebunkport needs a new gardener...

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

6 comments:

  1. So, am I missing something, or is there a whole, like, thing with Republicans, boy molestation coverups? Just askin'...

    Mixter

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  2. I know. I thought about adding the line "Your Republican Party: molester of boys everywhere", but decided that went a LEEETLE bit over the line. Though given the number of boy-molesting Republicans that have been uncovered lately...

    - Badtux the not-molesting Penguin
    (Hey, I'm not a Republican!)

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  3. Referring to AG Gonzalez as "Gonzo" is an insult to the memory of Hunter Thompson. And to Muppets...

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  4. There's Scooter and Gonzo in the Bush White House. What do those guys have against Muppets anyway?

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  5. Which one is Cheney? Animal?

    Mixter

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  6. interesting -- i've always found that people who protest too much (like men and homosexuality)

    are in actuality, the people who are closet homosexuals

    and they are the most dangerous ones!

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