The real threat to America is not terrorists, according to right-wing nutballs Sean Hannity and Neal Boortz. No. The real threat to America is... teachers.
Yes. Teachers. Why, if we don't fire all these "teacher" fiends immediately and replace them with Bible-thumpin' preacher men to teech our childrens rite, they'll, they'll... KILL US ALL! AGGH! THE PAIN! THE PAIN! MAKE IT STOP, BABY JESUS! MAKE IT STOP!
I can't make up shit funnier than today's Republican Party. I try and I try, but... oh my aching head!
-- Badtux the "Reality is stranger than fiction" Penguin
Left: One of those dangerous "teacher" fiends tortures a room full of innocent children. Oh the horror!