Just another Mormon Republican buggering an underage Mormon girl. Nothing new to see here, move along. Look! Over there! It's The Gay Agenda! Eeeek!
Clearly, The Gay Agenda forced Rep. Kevin Garn of Utah to have inappropriate sexual contact with a 15 year old girl. It's the only explanation for why the Mormon cult is so fixated on taking on that mighty supervillain The Gay Agenda, who is forcing, forcing I say, Mormon ward leaders to engage in sexually inappropriate activity with underage girls!
-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin