Monday, May 09, 2005

What is the Iraqi word for "puppet"?

Iraqi Intelligence Agency, apparently. The CIA won't turn over control of the Iraqi secret police to Iraqis because, apparently, they're afraid that (gasp), IRAQIS HATE AMERICA. Gosh, I wonder why they might think that?

In other news, the U.S. claims that they killed a hundred Iraqi insurgents. 100 down, 200,000 to go! Well, assuming that the Iraq body counts are more accurate than the Vietnam ones were (we apparently killed every V.C. member several times over during the course of the war). I wonder how many of the insurgents are like this one:

Hoo-whee! Dead rag-head terrorist, hubba hubba, time to celebrate Warblogger Appreciation Month!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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