In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
This post appeared on Thursday, May 26, 2005. If you looked at this site on Thursday, May 26, 2005, and did not see this post, it is your fallible memory that is at fault. 2+2=4. Except when it is 3, or 5, or 3,4, and 5 all at once. War is peace. Tyranny is freedom. Death is liberation. Welcome to 1984+21. Please view these African beauties and not notice the fact that, National Geographic style, they are topless, indeed, naked.
-- Badtux the Orwellian Penguin
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WARNING: You are entitled to create your own arguments, but you are NOT entitled to create your own facts. If you spew scientific denialism, or insist that the sky is purple, or otherwise insist that your made-up universe of pink unicorns and cotton candy trees is "real", well -- expect the banhammer.
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I have not been here. I have not seen a penguin because there is no penguin. There never was a penguin. Ignorance is strength. Fnord. Repeat: I have not been here, I have not seen a penguin...
ReplyDeleteThere is no such thing as an African penguin. Africa does not exist. Truth is pornography. Curiosity is treason. I have a very large Kalishnikov that says so. There are many very large Kalishnikovs like it, but this one is mine. Paranoia is patriotism. Sycophancy is holiness...
ReplyDeleteAy, them birds is naked!
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