Wednesday, May 11, 2005

The Bull Moose shoots... scores!

Says the Moose, outsnarking the Snarky Penguin:

The ugly truth is that if Jesus of Nazareth himself returned and dared to run on the Democratic line the righteous right would tar him as a bleeding heart vagabond who couldn't hold a job and that he needed a shave. No doubt a Galilee Fishingboat Veterans for Truth outfit would call into question Jesus' miracle claims - financed with lavish funding from Rove's buddies in Texas and maximum exposure on Fox News. Just imagine the book - "Unfit to Save".

He is, BTW, saying that Hillary can't be ruled out for 2008 just because all the wingnuts hate her, because the wingnuts would paint ANY Democrat with the same colors -- even Jesus of Nazareth Himself. Not sure I agree with him -- Hillary has a lot of baggage -- but she certainly wouldn't be as inept as John F'ing Kerry was.

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

1 comment:

  1. Hillary makes a great stalking horse. I just love the way some folks start frothing at the mouth when you mention her name.

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