In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
Since AT&T refused to give me my penguin porn, I had to go searching for it all over the Internets. Did you know that if you type "penguin porn" into Google, you get over 213,000 hits? Whoa! Maybe this "Internet" thing is gonna take off after all!
So anyhow, I found here a pornographic picture of a naked penguin celebrating Warblogger Appreciation Month while looking at his (or is it a her?) favorite dirty book, Linux for Dummies:
-- Badtux the Dirty-minded Penguin
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WARNING: You are entitled to create your own arguments, but you are NOT entitled to create your own facts. If you spew scientific denialism, or insist that the sky is purple, or otherwise insist that your made-up universe of pink unicorns and cotton candy trees is "real", well -- expect the banhammer.
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What does the toilet paper say? Looks like something is written on it, but I can't make it out.
ReplyDeleteIf I remember right, it says 'Microsoft' on it. (I'd have to dig up the full-sized one to sure).
ReplyDelete- Badtux the Linux Penguin
I love it when you talk dirty. By the way, it's "internets," silly.
ReplyDeleteWoo! Naked penguins!
ReplyDeleteOpus would be proud.
Googles down to 210,000 (:(, but Yahoo! has 335,000! YaHOO! (;-) Penguin Porn PerPETuates!!
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