The Snarky Penguin joins the campaign to force all baseball players to take steroids. After all, who does NOT enjoy seeing a steroid-enhanced baseball player launch the ball into the stands? Home runs are one of the few exciting portions of the second most boring game(*) on Earth!
- Badtux the Sports Penguin
(*) Golf is, of course, the MOST boring game on earth... but baseball does not fall far behind, especially with pitchers who seem to spend ten minutes scuffing the pitcher's mound, spitting, shaking their head at pitches flashed in by the catcher, scratching their crotch, ...
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