"If homosexual marriage isn't outlawed, what's next? Man-and-dog marriage? Man-and-box-turtle marriage? Man-and-sheep marriage?" -- Sen. Santorum, Sen. Cornyn, other Republican senators
Curious penguins want to know: Why are Republicans so familiar with the details of beastiality?
Perhaps it has something to do with this...
ah yes, man and sheep together, a love story.
Or perhaps they have carnal knowledge of cats, which is why their cats hate them. But be warned, cats have a way of getting back at owners who offend them.
It is clear, however, that Republican know far, FAR too much about these details of beastiality to be the upright innocents that they paint themselves as. Curious penguins want to know: How far does this Republican conspiracy of carnal knowledge of animals go?!
- Badtux the "Hey! Santorum! Keep your thingy away from me!" Penguin
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