Thursday, March 24, 2005

No Canada refuge for this war

The 51st State of the United States, Canada, has now declared that being prosecuted for refusing to fight an illegal war is no big deal, and is preparing to send back soldiers who signed up to defend their country and instead got sent into battle to defend Halliburton's profits, and who objected to that breach of contract (the NERVE of them, why, it's every American's patriotic duty to protect Vice President Halliburton's paychecks from Halliburton!). We here at Snarky Penguin HQ applaud Canada's sniveling cowardice, and request only that they take a shower after their daily session of whimpering servility as the United States's bitch.

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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