Tuesday, April 26, 2011

This blog is endorsed by President Obama

I now await my very own call from a Presidential staffer complaining that I'm using the seal of the executive office to endorse something or another. I can hardly wait! After all, that's probably the only way I'll ever get to talk to a Presidential staffer, or anybody in power other than some lowly intern who isn't allowed to talk to anybody powerful, right?

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Note #1: This blog is ANTI-commercial. As in, if you tried to donate money or *anything* to me for running this blog, I'd reject it out of hand. No ads, no solicitations, *nothing* that might imply that I might ever see one red cent out of running this blog will *ever* be posted here, for reasons clear and simple: so that nobody can ever call me and accuse me of using their trademarked name or seal for profit.

Note #2: This blog is not, in fact, endorsed by President Obama, as a cursory read should make clear. The title is sarcasm. S-a-r-c-a-s-m. Look it up in the dictionary, you guy wearin' mirror shades indoors with a black suit. I know it's a big word, but you're a big boy, right?

1 comment:

  1. Well, in honour of your penguinexcellent efforts with this blog, I promise to buy you a box of candied salmon meat if you ever show up in Vancouver. Censor that offer, dammit!


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