In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
Republicans like their girlfriends to just lie there like a lump. And Sears has their perfect girlfriend. The only question is: Why is she wearing a bright yellow latex glove on her one arm?
On the other hand, given the proclivities of Republicans -- man-on-dog sex, man-on-mule sex, auto-erotic sex while wearing a wetsuit with a rubber dildo up their butts, crap, even man-on-box-turtle sex... maybe I don't want to know what the yellow rubber glove is for.
- Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin
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Don't think I want to know what the gloves purpose is.
ReplyDeleteDon't you just love Santorum's remark:
ReplyDelete"I have no problem with homosexuality. I have a problem with homosexual acts".
I wonder if he feels the same way about liberals, independents, libertarians, etc.: It's OK for people to think that way, as long as they don't expect a right to follow through on those thoughts.
I heard tom Tancredo designed it.
ReplyDeleteWell that's what I heard...;)
I guess were lucky Dick Morris didn't come up with it..It would be all Toes..
The glove indicates that, like all good Republican women, she is ready to begin cleaning at all times!
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