Republicans like their girlfriends to just lie there like a lump. And Sears has their perfect girlfriend. The only question is: Why is she wearing a bright yellow latex glove on her one arm? On the other hand, given the proclivities of Republicans -- man-on-dog sex, man-on-mule sex, auto-erotic sex while wearing a wetsuit with a rubber dildo up their butts, crap, even man-on-box-turtle sex... maybe I don't want to know what the yellow rubber glove is for.
- Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin