This is an all-too-easy diet in today's world, but guaranteed to work -- I've lost almost five pounds in the past two weeks on this diet! Here's how it works:
- Have a job you enjoy with co-workers you enjoy working with
- Hear rumors the company is in trouble
- A week later, be told your company is shutting down
- Start interviewing for jobs at other companies.
-- Badtux the Sadly Snarky Penguin