Saturday, April 14, 2007

The Big Dick

Yesterday Dick Cheney emerged from his undisclosed location, like a troll emerging from under a bridge, and said...

Oh who the fuck cares what Dick Cheney said? I mean, c'mon. The man has been wrong about everything, I mean everything, for these past five years. Weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Wrong. Saddam aiding al Qaeda? Wrong. No extended occupation in Iraq? Wrong. That rustling over there is a dove? Wrong.

I mean, c'mon. Has there been anything -- I mean, anything -- that the man has been right about during these past five years? I mean, we're talking about a man who can't tell the difference between a lawyer and a dove (oops)! So when he pops up out of his undisclosed location like some evil mole man and belches out some silliness, does anybody really give a fuck anymore?

-- Badtux the Don't-give-a-fuck Penguin

Posted by BadTux at 4/14/2007 09:03:00 PM
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  1. FreakyNick15/4/07 5:39 AM

    After Desert Storm, Cheney publicly agreed with Colin Powell and Norman Schwarzkopf about not taking Saddam out of power in Iraq becasue it would lead Iraq into a decades long civil war.

    He was right about that. Too bad he had the last of his common sense removed before becoming VP.

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