Tuesday, April 17, 2007


From Sumo Merriment, I find out that big corporate chocolate-makers want to adulterate our chocolate. They want to replace the cocoa butter with vegetable oil, and replace the whole milk with "milk protein".

Boo! Hiss! Heretics! Barbarians! Clicky-click and let the FTC know before April 25th that you don't want chocolate standards relaxed. The fate of our civilization is depending upon you!

-- Badtux the Chocoholic Penguin


  1. Boo! Hiss! We will have to black market it.

  2. NOOOOOO! Don't fuck with chocolate!

  3. Some things should be OFF LIMITS. Chocolate is one of them. Hands off the chocolate, bubs.

  4. I submitted my comment to the FDA.

    Don't Mess with the Chocolate.


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