In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
Yes indeedy, Amazon just emailed me that their new Drinkwell Platinum water fountain is on the way. My babies are just SOOOoooo spoiled... and maybe now The Mighty Fang will quit mugging me every time I go into the bathroom, grabbing my hand with his claws and pulling it towards the lavatory faucet to turn it on for him to drink out of.
-- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin
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The cat's do have you trained.
ReplyDeleteI bought one for my kitty, and she showed no interest in my offering. It now resides with my sister, who has three cats that (I hope) make more use of it. So beware - your kitties may snub this offering, just to reinforce the idea of who runs the place.
ReplyDeleteI have a Furminator on the way too to deal with Mencken's hairball problem. Amazon just sent me another email telling me *that* has shipped. I am just too indulgent with these fur-bearin' varmints...
ReplyDelete- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin
To: The Mighty Fang
ReplyDeleteIn OUR day all cats were named Tiger, regardless of whether they were boys or girls. There would be eight or nine of us sharing one box. We had to run up trees just to get firemen to rescue us. Our people were proud of us if we left a mouse on their doorstep: we were expected to do it again and again!
Cats today have no sense of how easy they have it.
From: Missy & May
Was that thing designed by Marcel Duchamp?
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