Forget about that fake photoshopped Kenyan birth certificate that World Nut Daily and their nutcase "attorney" Orly Taitz are flogging, or that bogus Hawaiian one. I have come across President Barack Obama's *REAL* birth certificate. It proves that Obama was born in a foreign country called "Louisiana" and should immediately be deported as an illegal alien! (Click on picture to make it bigger):
Yes, President Obama was born in *LOUISIANA*! And his Mom was actually born in Shreveport, Louisiana rather than in Kansas, and his dad... his dad was born in Evangeline, Louisiana! So Obama is a COONASS, not an American!
Yes, this is a genuine Louisiana birth certificate, that I requested from the State of Louisiana in September 2002. It has the raised seal and everything. Note that it says "Certificate of Live Birth" at the top and, since I requested it after Sept 11 2001 when the records got computerized, it's on computer printout paper.
I also have a copy of this birth certificate from 1992, before the records were computerized. It is a photocopy of the actual birth record that was on file with Vital Records in New Orleans circa 196x (where x <5). The original long-form birth certificate from 196x says "Certificate of Live Birth" at the top also, but does have some information not on the computerized birth certificate, such as the race of the parents.
So anyhow, now you know the TRUE story about where Barack Obama was born. Forget that Kenya stuff, it's Louisiana! He just *says* he was born in Hawaii, because everybody knows that a coonass ain't qualified to be President of the United States :-).
-- Badtux the Louisiana Swamp Penguin
1992 copy of birth certificate, slightly smudged, the semi-mythical "long form" no longer available from State of Louisiana due to being destroyed by Hurricane Katrina:
Breaking News! Little Green Footballs (!!!) uncovers Obama's *REAL* birth certificate!