Monday, September 10, 2007

General Pet Rayus's Report

Bush's Pet gives us pretty much the same report that sane conservative John Cole predicted. Seems that he wants a F.U. to continue the manly surging. It is unknown whether Joe Lieberman has recovered yet from his faint at the sight of the manly surge in General Pet Rayus's pants.

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. Gen "Betray U.S." is a good person. Someone needs to give Bush a blow job, and this report was the next best thing, I know the Decider was getting hard just listening to a high-ranking army general tell him everything he wanted to hear. HAH, you see, Bush was right.

    We are having amazing success in Iraq. Soon Jesus himself will be walking the streets of Bagdad carrying a machine gun, helping bring "Peace" to this holy land by cleansing some of the dirty Muslims from the streets.

  2. tee hee - what a great post!!

  3. Infidels! How dare thee speak ill of holy General Betrayus.


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