Police twice stunned with a Taser a 120 pound kid armed with a Bible who was shouting "I want Jesus!". His crime: he refused to acknowledge them which of course is a crime in Amerika V. 6.0 -- when a police officer approaches you while you're doing nothing wrong and asks "your papers please", you're required (according to the last dance of the Supremes) to show him your papers. Just like in the good ole' U.S.S.R., yessiree!
Now, you might think being Tasered twice might have something to do with the fact that the kid had to be hospitalized, and died the next day. But nooooo! The county coroner sez he just died of being over-excited. Nosiree, being electrocuted (twice) by the cops had nothing to do with it!
Hmm, I guess that folks who die after being electrocuted by this thingy just died of gettin' over-excited too:
Alrighty, then!
-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Speaking of finding Jesus, what do you think of the revelations about Pastor Ted? We think it's a plot by The Left: "Pastor Ted" was obviously a liberal homersexshul sleeper agent all along, and spending the past twenty three years as the head of a virulently anti-gay evangelical church was just his cover! Now, with Dear Leader's and His party in danger of losing control of the Congress to terrorist-loving Democrats, he strikes, revealing his true identity! The Left will stop at nothing!
ReplyDeleteMy reaction to Pastor Ted revelations: Mildly amused. Republican closets are the size of the freakin' Empire State Building, and their dreams are much the same shape.
ReplyDelete- Badtux the Amused Penguin