What's with these people who don't flush the toilet? Are they so impressed by the fact that they managed to produce a turd that they want to preserve the evidence so that *we* can be impressed too? Dude. It's shit. We're not impressed. Flush it down. If your feeble little head can figure out how. If not, how did you manage to make it to a public toilet under your own power in the first place?
Which reminds me -- public art here in the SillyCone Valley sucks. Down in LaLa Land, they get silly public art like this:
So what do we get here in the Silly Cone Valley? We get a drunken wife-beater whose statue spent ten years in a warehouse because he loved killing Mexicans and the Hispanic community was outraged that a statue of this dude was gonna be in a public park, we get a statue of drunken schmoos schmoozing:An 8 foot tall pile of dog poop:
Compared to a giant silvery head of Lenin with a tiny Chairman Mao balancing atop it, We Suck.
-- Badtux the Random Penguin