So Newt Gingrinch's SuperPAC is running ads in South Carolina blasting Romney because Romney can... speak French?
But hey, maybe the Grinch has a point. If not for France helping us out during the French Revolution, we'd have an actual real national anthem that can be sung by mere mortals, rather than the screech-inducing ode to fireworks that is our current national anthem, which trips up far too many pop tarts who attempt to scream it out at the beginning of football games. Not to mention that football would be played with round balls, kicked with your foot, rather than being some bizarre mashup of rugby, wrestling, and line-dancing. And if not for the French, we'd all speak English.
So thanks for nothing, France. Seriously.
-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin