Friday, December 19, 2008

Earwash

Ear hygiene is very important to The Mighty Fang. Though he has not yet tried to clean my own ears with his Mighty Pink Tongue of Mass Grooming, he tries to do so with anything else feline or canine that he comes across, including some poor deranged old blind miniature poodle that he chased all around my apartment flicking his tongue at the poor old dear's ears, which, I must admit, were in dire need of grooming...

-- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

1 comment:

  1. i clean Carlos' ears.. he doesnt seem to mind

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