Tuesday, December 09, 2008

But he isn't gay...

The Minnesota Court of Appeals rejects Larry Craig's appeal of his restroom stall toe tappin' finger wavin' disorderly conduct conviction. Seems they're unconvinced that Larry's intention were anything other than soliciting gay sex from the guy in the next stall.

But Larry's not gay. Nosirree! He's just, uhm... got a wide stance! Yeah!

Updated with video:

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. Here's a great claymation style video that came out around the height of the scandal.

  2. Heh. Updated the post with that video :-).

    - Badtux the Video Penguin

  3. Couldn't happen to a nicer jackass in my humble yet very vocal opinion. ;)

  4. Toilet trolls aren't gay, they're perverts. Larry Craig is correct he isn't gay.

  5. mandt, I have it from a perfectly MAHvelous queen that glory hole culture has a long and sordid history in the closeted gay community. He did so very much enjoy going into far more details than I ever wanted to know about what exactly Larry Craig was up to... suffice it to say, Larry Craig is gayer than the gay mayor of Gaytown. Just way deep in the closet, that's all.

    - Badtux the Uncloseted Penguin

  6. BT, I think that the term 'gay' is a hard won identity term, that means far more than sexuality. It is 'out.' Larry Craig may be a toilet 'Mo,' but he doesn't deserve the honor of being 'gay.' He's a closeted pervert in denial and addicted to his shame. No way gay....
    Oh, it has occurred to me that they're called 'glory holes' because of the 'rapture.' '''just saying.

  7. Oh that was priceless..I needed a good giggle this morning and shared it with others....my just engaged friends, planning a California wedding that now isn't happening.


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