The Minnesota Court of Appeals rejects Larry Craig's appeal of his restroom stall toe tappin' finger wavin' disorderly conduct conviction. Seems they're unconvinced that Larry's intention were anything other than soliciting gay sex from the guy in the next stall.
But Larry's not gay. Nosirree! He's just, uhm... got a wide stance! Yeah!
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-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin