Thursday, September 01, 2005

It's official: the Chimperor is a chimpanzee

Well, at least 97.8% of his genes are those of a chimpanzee. Which makes the Bush or Chimp site more accurate than its founders probably intended...

Of course, I wouldn't get excited about that if I were you, because you and I are monkeys too. (Well, you are -- I'm a penguin).

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

2 comments:

  1. I'd say in Bush's case the percentage is higher.

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  2. Hey, that ain't right! That was me who just said "the percentage is higher."

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