Saturday, September 10, 2005

Dangerous terrorist spotted in Cincinnati!

The suspect is 12 years old, black, female. Approach with caution. If spotted, be sure to taser her. Make sure she has a school experience she will never forget.

Remember, armed police officers are the only viable approach to dealing with disruptive school children. Things like sending them home, calling parents, etc. are no longer desirable. We must make sure that our children are properly indoctrinated for their proper role in the New American Police State by having plenty of examples of unruly citizenry beaten down into their proper place.

That is all.

-- Badtux the "Children are for tasering" Penguin

Posted by BadTux at 9/10/2005 11:14:00 PM

1 comment:

  1. The Disgruntled Chemist11/9/05 12:57 AM

    Mayor Quimby: From now on, all children acting out in public will be, er, lightly tased.

    Child: Mommy, pick me up!

    ZAP

    Mayor Quimby: I wasn't joking!

    Yet another example of the eerily prescient writing of the Simpsons.

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