Thursday, September 08, 2011

The winner of the debate was...

... Democrats. The most amazing thing was when the crowd bloodthirstily clapped when Goodhair boasted of how many innocent people he'd executed. Yeah, not a lot of Democrats in that crowd. Anyhow, Crazy White (Lady) and the Seven Dwarfs put on the show we've been expecting to see, even though the dwarf "Boring" got replaced with the dwarf "Dopey" for this debate. Hmm, let's name the dwarfs. Sleazy, Grumpy, Creepy, Dopey, Dope, Goldy, and Skeezy. What a collection. And of course Crazy White complements them quite well.

Which reminds me, the preliminaries for Wet Your Pants Day have started with the usual bogus terror alert to keep us all anxious for kindly Big Brother to protect us from them mean terriers who want to destroy our freedoms (huh, don't terriers usually just wanna destroy your shoes?!) and thus we must destroy our freedoms first or the terriers win and... err... I think I lost the plot here. But that's okay, the whole fucking nation lost the plot on September 11, 2001, so remember, we must all wet our pants on command in three days or Zombie Osama will KILL US ALL and the terriers will win!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Posted by BadTux at 9/08/2011 09:17:00 PM
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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous9/9/11 8:51 AM

    "Terriers are my very favourite breed..."

    http://youtu.be/fR5negCF024

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  2. Jazzbumpa9/9/11 12:12 PM

    I heard somebody on the radio say that the big loser was Reagan. Everything these mental midgets are for is contrary to what Reagan - who raised taxes 11 times* and granted amnesty to illegals - did. As much as they revere an imaginary vision of St. Ronnie, they do not love what he actually did and stood for. As right-wing fanatical as St. Ronnie was, he is far to moderate for modern day Rethugs, and would have no place in their party.

    Weird.
    JzB

    * Thereby shifting the tax burden from the rich to the poor - but that's another story.

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  3. Nangleator9/9/11 1:16 PM

    I didn't watch much, but here's my impression:

    Question?

    Answer to the question I wished you asked.

    Follow-up question?

    Ego!

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  4. dpjbro9/9/11 2:59 PM

    An unwatchable dog and pony spectacle, pundits pooping themselves, and a prescribed storyline. All with months to go before anything happens.

    These guys are starting to get on my nerves.

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  5. Jerry Critter9/9/11 7:02 PM

    Republicans eating their own. It is great televisions.

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