Monday, August 09, 2010

Liberal plot

EBM discovers that the laws of physics are a liberal plot. According to Conservapedia, at least.

But of course, to the true home-grown Christian Taliban, all of science is a liberal plot. Didn't you know that science, in general, is inherently a liberal conspiracy to divert people away from the Bible? Sheesh! Get with the program! What has science ever done for us, anyhow? Other than, well, planes, computers, communication satellites, cars, hot and cold running water upon demand, indoor plumbing, modern medicine, y'know, unimportant stuff?!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

5 comments:

  1. Not sure high high in your beak you have your tongue tucked - but science truly is the enemy of religion.

    This is priceless.

    http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/03/we_arent_going_to_kiss_and_mak.php

    Cheers!
    JzB

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  2. BTW - we visited some of your cousins today.

    Cheers!
    JzB

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  3. Priceless, but not original.

    http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/m/martinluth151422.html

    JzB

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  4. BTW - we visited some of your cousins today.

    Other monkeys are always interesting.

    I hope that someday science gets rid of this make believe god.

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  5. Facts, those pesky things. We ought to outlaw them. Facts, science, it is all hokus pokus. Don't let facts get in the way of faith.

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