Monday, August 02, 2010

Alert cops foil terrorist attack

Alert cops in Cumberland County, PA, foiled a terrorist attack yesterday when they arrested two suspects who were gathering together terror weapons in hopes of overthrowing the government of the United States of America and imposing sharia law upon the land.

Oh wait.... Raymond Peake and Thomas Tuso are white. And not Muslim. So they're not terrorists. They're just common criminals. Alrighty, then!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. There's just a meanness in this world. Or at least in PA. And aren't silencers illegal? Or is that just a myth I learned at school, or on TV -- TV being the same thing as school these days.

  2. Myth. Silencers, like machine guns, are legal to own in a lot of states. It's a pain in the ass, what with tax stamps and the BATF and all the rest, though.


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