Monday, November 16, 2009

OMG!

I just got a right-wing news blast saying that we're just 51 votes away from mandatory harvesting of American bodily organs for implantation into foreigners! Yes, if healthcare reform passes the Senate, say goodbye to your friends and family, because America's bodily organs will be plundered by foreigners swarming across our borders to get free organ transplants from Uncle Sam!

And let's not forget that our elders will be required to report to Soylent Green processing stations in order to be turned into kitty kibble, and then Martians will swoop down and RAPE ALL OUR NUBILE FEMALES! Hey, it could happen, right?

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Posted by BadTux at 11/16/2009 04:52:00 PM
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7 comments:

  1. pygalgia16/11/09 7:23 PM

    That's the best plan yet!

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  2. BBC16/11/09 8:00 PM

    I hope that you didn't produce any offspring. On the other hand, I'm sorry that I did.

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  3. BadTux16/11/09 9:17 PM

    And no, these people have NO CLUE of how stupid this kind of nonsense makes them look...

    - Badtux the Healthcare Penguin

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  4. Bryan16/11/09 10:21 PM

    I don't now, that Martian thing might explain Prejean and Palin.

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  5. Ruckus17/11/09 1:15 AM

    With the crappy way our politicians do their jobs I almost believe that it's possible for all that to take place. The martians may have to wait a couple of years for that section of the bill to take effect, but other than that...

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  6. Steve Bates17/11/09 8:30 AM

    If they're really going to harvest Americans' organs for implantation into aliens (in any sense of the word), could they please start with Glenn Beck's brain?

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  7. BadTux17/11/09 8:33 AM

    Steve, organs must be functional upon harvesting, otherwise there is no point. Glenn Beck's drug-fried brain would be in about as much demand as a drunkard's hardened shriveled liver :).

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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