Richard Simmons is a terrorist.
This penguin is speechless. The mighty Gay Agenda at work again, to terrorize us with well-coifed hair styles and tasteful interior decor?
-- Badtux the Head-shaking Penguin
In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
Religious fundamentalists are motivated by the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
Richard Simmons is a terrorist.
This penguin is speechless. The mighty Gay Agenda at work again, to terrorize us with well-coifed hair styles and tasteful interior decor?
-- Badtux the Head-shaking Penguin
8 comments:
The closet required to contain all those self-loathing, gay bashing, repressed homosexuals on the right must be the size of the Grand Canyon. And to think, I used to believe that the Catholic Church had the biggest closet.
Richard Simmons is gay!
The things you learn . . .
Cheers
JzB the perpetual student trombonist
Oh my, after dear Richard bitch-slapped that rude Harley salesperson in the Phoenix airport, could there be any doubt?
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Oh. I missed that news flash.
Cheers!
JzB the living in a cave trombonist
Remember : Everyone MUST be white, middle to upper class, tastefully attired, Hetrosexual, sober except for perscription meds or alcohol, patriotic to a fault, etc. OR you are not a Real Murican!
Been that way a long time now and it doesn't seem to be changing much, sadly.
w3ski
::::::::face palm:::::::
I know the Rude Kitty says breathing is autonomic, but really, are we sure? Because so many ideas on that side of the line seem afflicted by hypoxia....
LFC: Closets. Multiple.
w3ski: Everybody knows that Jesus was a white guy from England, not some dusky-skinned hook-nosed Jew boy. If you disagree, why do you hate baby Jesus?
Labrys, I can't even *spell* autonomic or hypoxia (have to cut and paste), but gotta agree that the tighty righties are missing more than a few brain cells. Whether it was hypoxia or just too much rotgut whiskey and hillbilly heroin, beats me.
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Rather than be accused of making shit up - here's a link to an article about a guy who has to be the classic teabagger. He mistakes a bearded Russian Ortodox priest for a Muslim terrorist and chases the poor priest three blocks and lays the ppor cleric's head open with a tire iron. Then makes up 3 separate stories about what happened - which undermined his credability with hte police. The priest is going to be OK.
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/tampa-police-marine-reservist-attacked-greek-priest-he-mistook-for/1050707
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