In my previous post, I noted that the UK government is set to protect its schoolchildren from pedophile zombies. Perhaps the Earthbound Misfit has located one of those brainless zombies. Oh wait... no, that's a brainless school principal. Ooops! You understand how easy it is for a penguin to mistake these things, I mean, both zombies and school principals lack brains, so what can I say?!
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
3 comments:
Why worry about what is going on in the UK when there is plenty going on here? I pretty much don't give a penguin's ass what they are doing over there being as they are as bat shit crazy as we are.
The brainless educational administrator (but I repeat myself) was American, if you followed the link. Hmm, do you do a lot of shuffling around shouting "Brainssssss!" too?
- Badtux the Abusive Penguin
Having been stationed at Offal AFB outside Oh-My-G-d Nebraska, the kid could easily pick up a handful of spent shells walking to the bus stop at this time of year.
Other the other hand, all she would need is a reloading press, with a crimping die and a supply of primers, powder, and shot, and she would have ammunition, instead of plastic tubes with a brass cap... like most pencils these days.
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