I understand that a buncha fat men wearing spandex (how... gay) huffed and puffed and cursed and yelled and played a children's game on an overglorified indoor cow pasture in Arizona yesterday. And one group of those fat men won out over the other group of fat men. To all involved, my congratulations. Your rulers salute you for distracting the sheeple from this nation's real problems. After all, why should we hear about body bags and deaths and how many, and all that. It's not relevant. So why should we waste our beautiful minds on something like that? Better to just think about a buncha fat men in spandex, yessir howdy!
-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin