You know it's bad news for the Bush Administration and their cronies when one of their more loyal supporters, Moonie Press International, publishes an article that begins like this:
The s*** has hit the fan. And some of the rats, at least, seem to have noticed.
- Badtux the Herring-breathed Penguin
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See, you're being fooled, Penguin. You only think the news in Iraq is going badly, because that's what those dastardly traitorous Fourth Estate Fifth Columnists want you to believe...you know, because they're all godless liberal socialists. And if there's one thing all godless liberal socialists love, it's crazed, murderous religious fanatics.
ReplyDeleteBut don't worry, help is on the way. The best and brightest and bravest of our nation's talk radio hosts have already descended on Iraq to launch the Truth Tour (tm.) From the brutal front lines of their hotel rooms in the heavily-fortified Green Zone of Baghdad, the will tell us the real story of how we actually are winning, and how the Iraqis are actually showering us with flowers everywhere we go.
Come to think of it, though, the Truth Tour (tm) launched several weeks ago. So the news should already be filled with glowing stories of victory. What's the holdup? Hearts and minds, bitches!