In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
I don't know what these two guys are doing, but it looks kinky, whatever it is:
We should get the Attorney General out there to arrest them for the crime of having fun, methinks. What's the use of a War on Fun(tm) if the critters still get to have fun?!
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
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I knew there was a conspiracy.
ReplyDeleteI'll have to organize amphibians to stop them. We can have an...
amphibious assault team!
I was thinking of you today Snarky. While waiting at a light, a white box van went by with large green lettering on the side that proclaimed: Penguin Meat Supply. I thought at first it was a fellow penguinoholic selling beefsteak. Then I thought back to your porn blogging and figured it might be where the snarky pics are produced. So I looked them up on the internets. This is what I found. Checkout under P for porn. It seems they're not just enticing the waddlers in for a rotund romp and a few holiday snaps.
ReplyDeleteMr. Frogsdong, an amphibious amphibian assault team sounds just yummy. What's for desert?
ReplyDeleteMr. Gorbachevs: I will report this to The Conspiracy. This company *will* be stopped! Penguins of the world, unite against your oppressors!
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Kinky? Sorry, but I don't think so. I believe they are discussing religion.
ReplyDeleteOr perhaps they are conspiring...
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