A league for white basketball players. Which, apparently, is supposed to be a cleaner game with less fighting and stuff because, as Archy snarks, We all know that people without color, especially of the Southern persuasion, never cary guns into inappropriate places and that young white men, during their peak years of testosterone production, never flip anyone off, brawl with the spectators, or grab their crotches. All we need to do is look to ice hockey to know that this is true.
Bwahaha! The snark writes itself.
-- Badtux the Snark-appreciatin' Penguin
Bonus: The next ten to fifteen years are going to be brutal as whites become a minority and resort to more and more teabaggery-type attempts at intimidation in order to try to retain white privilege.
"Would you want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch?" he said. "That’s the culture today, and in a free country we should have the right to move ourselves in a better direction."
ReplyDeleteThis dredged up an old memory. It was 1963, give or take a year, and I went to a hockey game at the no-longer-existing Sports Arena in Toledo. I think the team was called the Mercurys at that time. They were playing the Fort Wayne Komets, and a fight broke out between the Komets and the local fans. Players were up in the stands duking it out with the spectators. Chaies were flying. As I recall, all the players were "of Caucasian race," though most of them were probably crazy Canuks.
Cheers!
JzB the Caucasian trombonist
Ahem.
ReplyDeleteCHAIRS were flying.
JZB
Gosh, Jazz, you musta been in dire need of glasses. Everybody knows that only BLACK sports players do such things!
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Hey, there's blacks in the NHL. Even one Haitian, George Laroque, who the Montreal Canadians today told that they were not going to play him the rest of the yr. Great timing while he's worrying about his relatives.
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