Medicare For All would result in 900% taxes, waiting lists out the door, government making decisions about your healthcare, doctors won't work for Medicare rates, and Medicare will cause injured people to be thrown out of emergency room doors.
Wow, I didn't know that my grandmother was receiving such horrifying care from Medicare! Thank you, Dr. Dave, for letting me know just how horrible Medicare is. Those old people, 97% of whom say they're satisfied with Medicare? Obviously suffering from dementia because all us right-thing people (get it? "right"-thinking?) know that Medicare is a horrible nightmare because, well, we just *know*, don't bother our minds with facts okay? I mean, okay, so Medicare only has 3% overhead rather than 33% overhead like private insurance, but look, you would deny medical claims processors their 30% contribution to the economy caused by denying care, handling appeals, re-filling paperwork with a slightly different code set to get re-imbursed, etc.? Heresy! Why, these claims processors are entitled, ENTITLED I say, to their cushy insurance company jobs and anybody who would take their jobs away and make them, like, actually have to *work* for a living is UN-AMERICAN! F*** Yeah U S A U S A U S A!
So thank you for letting us all know about the nightmare that is Medicare. Now I can go tell my Granny that we should ban Medicare. Thing is, last time someone told her that, she beat that person over the head with her walking cane. Uhm, could I ask you a small favor? Could *you* go tell my granny that, like, Medicare is a nightmare and should be banned? Please? 'Cause I'm scared! (Whimper!).
- Badtux the Sarcastically Snarky Penguin