Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Newsflash! FBI uncovers threat to America!

No, not Osama bin Laden: Followers of Thomas Merton.

Yeppers, pacifist followers of a pacifist Trappist monk are a threat to America. Why, they might be hiding Weapons of Mass Destruction beneath those nun's wimples and monastic robes.

Herring. Yumm. ERRRP!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

W/props to Pissed Off Patricia for link

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