Oh the horror!
In other news: SpongeBob wins election in Iraq. Middle East expert Juan Cole said he was not surprised at the result. "If the world's most powerful nation can elect an ignorant illiterate wanna-be cowboy then why can't the Iraqi people be led by a yellow Sponge with Square pants?" Dr. Cole went on to say, "Sponge Bob has an excellent chance to salvage the nation of Iraq. With his universal appeal and the diplomatic strength of Patrick, I think they can succeed where the Bush team and Iyad Allawi have failed."
The Bush administration is responding by declaring SpongeBob an enemy combatant.
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
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