Thursday, October 06, 2011

This just in: Steve Jobs was God

When it was pointed out that she was using one of Apple's products to diss Apple's founder, Marge then responded, "Rebels mad cuz I used iPhone to tell you Steve Jobs is in hell. God created iPhone for that purpose! :)".

There you have it, folks, straight from the God-botherers at Westboro Baptist Church: Steve Jobs was God, and God is dead.

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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Posted by BadTux at 10/06/2011 02:34:00 PM
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8 comments:

  1. montag6/10/11 4:10 PM

    And Fred Phelps is still in the closet. However I do hear that he hasn't beaten any of his children in the last month.

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  2. Anonymous6/10/11 4:20 PM

    ... and by extension, God is in hell.

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  3. BadTux6/10/11 4:25 PM

    Holy crap, mycorner! You just proved that the God that Westboro worships is... uhm... SATAN! LOL!

    - Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin

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  4. MandT6/10/11 6:15 PM

    God is in Hell.....is like that a restricted and whites-only Republican country club?

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  5. Karen6/10/11 6:25 PM

    Hey, is that irony meter still working?

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  6. BadTux6/10/11 6:49 PM

    Hard to tell, Karen, it's been stuck there so long it may just be frozen there.

    I dunno, MandT. They say the company is good in Hell, but the climate is almost as bad as Texas.

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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  7. Anonymous7/10/11 6:59 AM

    According to my phone, it 58 and sunny in Hell. Doesn't sound to bad to me.

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  8. NoName7/10/11 8:42 AM

    @mycorner I am currently about a 15-20 minute drive from Hell. Today couldn't be a more perfect fall day in Michigan so I can give you the first hand account. Hell is pretty awesome. All the trees are pretty and there are lots of lakes there and forests and stuff. I always figure they named that town in January or something ;) OH yeah, also the Tigers won last night so everyone in Hell is in a good mood to boot.

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