Saturday, October 29, 2011

Herman Cain's new campaign commercial

Beware the big potato moths... BIG potato moths.


-- Badtux the Amused Penguin


  1. Well dang. IF he's going to leave me a dime to eat at White Castle, I just might have to rethink my lack of support for him. Also, I am afraid of potato moths and no one else is addressing this important issue ;)

  2. If Herman Cain has toucan stubs, how soon before Mitt Romney is promising fourcan stubs?

  3. If Mitt Romney is promising fourcan stubs, then Rick Perry is going to have to come out and promise SIXcan stubs.

    Lynn, yes, the potato moth issue is indeed vastly under-discussed by the candidates. Where's Rick Perry's position statement on potato moths? Why hasn't Mitt Romney come out with his own anti-potato-moth plan yet? Curious penguins are... curious!

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin

  4. I heard that penguins are more than a little curious about this issue. They're protesting!

    Occupy Antarctica

  5. Nachos and hogwash, Lynn. It's the old rotten eagles' nest that's a mixture of lice and tiger DNA that interests the penguins. That, plus the eating of 2,000 beans to build trust in these crazy cyborgs.

    - Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin

  6. Oh yeah, why is Herman giving the woodchuck a tuna melt but not penguins? I want my tuna melt!

  7. But I sympathize with Herman about his pink clown enemies. Those clowns are scary, especially the pink ones :).

  8. Bad Lip-Synching is to this electoral cycle what Jib-Jab was to 2004. Irrelevant, non-ideological, but amusing. I'm not sure what filled that faux role in 2008. Anyway Tux, hello from the hills of Tuscany, on a fine sunny cool fall morning, sitting here drinking great Italian cappucino on a hotel terrace. The financial world might be collapsing, and we're over here to make a personal run on the bank before it all dries up and blows away, but there are compensating factors...

  9. @badtux Tuna melts for the 99%!

    @bukko I am seriously jealous.

  10. When he gets to two sixcan stubs a day it's time for him to go into rehab. Come to think of it, if he's seeing BIG potato moths, he might be at that point, now.


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