Tuesday, September 21, 2010

We must protect submariners from gays!

Granpa Walnuts successfully has protected submariners from the menace of hairdressers of mass destruction via filibustering the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell, which might be better called the "Our Closets Are Deep And Full of Dresses Law". I mean, c'mon. Granpa Walnuts reproduced, Soylent Blond is proof of that, but it wouldn't be the first closeted gay dude to reproduce with his beard, yo.

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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